sigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

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todallison:

this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

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stillhomy:

*gets on your parents good side so I can show up to family dinners uninvited*

stillhomy:

don’t tell me about your previous dinners when I’m at your house because If I find out therre is left over food I will eat it all and leave none for your starving family

did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.
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did-you-kno:

A single guy once booked every other seat in a movie theater just so he could split up couples on Valentine’s Day.

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artforadults:

lior-dostoi submitted

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sylvester-calzone:

finally told my parents they’re gay

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

stability:

Perks of living in Amish country: tweets like this

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